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Happy Bday Fredneckteddy! I got it right this time.

Deleted due to senility.

....there is no denying this man's genius.

My pal list of online pals is shrinking and by 9 PM it will be all but non existent. At 10 it will suddenly start growing. Fags!

OK I have some stuff I have to do now. ;-)

I would like to give Billy Mays my Awesome Auger.

Weeeeellll, it's 10:30. Guess who should be arriving in hell about now?

I know they make Stainmaster, but do they make a CumStainmaster? In a berber?

Is "Kasha" some foreign word that translates in english to "Cardboard"?

The Bat issue seems to be resolved. According to the "Bat specialist" who actually calls himself Batman, they were a new family and didnt do any nasty. Interesting how they got rid of them though. When he came here he noticed a baby-bat sunning himself on the side of the house and actually picked it up with his bare hands and pet it, like a little kitten. Well gurlfriends, I about pissed in my pants. I do NOT like Bats. NO NO NO.

Anyhow, they sealed cracks in the house, put wire mesh over all vents and put a Bat Tube Device in the point of entry. (Kinky Bats!). That, entry point being a hole in the brick at the top corner near the soffit or eave or whatever that's called. The tube allows any remaining bats to leave but they cant get back in. Kinda like a pet door. But for bats. It looked like a mesh penis sticking out our house. I hate to see it go. Not.

He thinks the bat that was in our living room may have squeezed in via the attic trap door OR via recessed lighting (canned) in the Kitchen.


I am having a party tomorrow. I am making 3 Lasagnas. I'm freaked out. Drama Queen ya know.

Bats in the attic and professional removal via "trained bat specialist". 700 Bucks.

Bat flying around living room..... Priceless.

Ok, who has the nerve to "Killer Smile" this guy?


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Hello bitches. I am back in NC from NY and it's like 105 degrees here. Seriously. LOL